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#101. You run into a mom of one of your child's playmates and know that child's name, but have no clue what the mom's name is.



#103. You are in such need for adult conversation that you tell all of your problems to the telemarketer and he hangs up on you.



#104. Every single item in your wardrobe has a stain on it and you don't even notice or care.



#108. I wrap all of the Christmas presents in holiday Pooh wrapping paper -- even the adult presents!



#111. you find yourself saying -- because I said so -- all day long.



#112. You leave the house with your child all bundled up, but you forget to grab your own coat and hat.

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