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| #102. Mom Baking Gingerbread Men |
| Mommy, mommy is this really how we bake gingerbread men? |
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| Shush my child, get back into the oven. |
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| #106. What Michelangelo's Mother Would Say |
| Now Michael - why do you not paint on the walls like the other little girls and boys? |
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| I wish you would understand how it is for me to remove artwork from the ceilings! |
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| #107. Hair Growth By Water |
| Little Johny was taking a bath and his mommy commented about how much his hair has grown and that he was in need of a hair cut. |
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| Little Johnny responded, "Well maybe you should stop watering it so much." |
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| #113. Scary Thunderstorms |
| A Mommy tucked her little boy into bed during a bad thurnderstorm when he asked her to sleep with him. |
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| The mommy responded -- I have to sleep with Daddy -- the little boy said -- Daddy is a big sissy! |
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| #114. Mommy, Your hired |
| A Mommy returned to work after the birth of her first child, Anna. When her second, Charlie, was born she left her job to be a stay at home mom. |
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| On her first day home, the Mommy was happy to read the note -- we are happy you came to work for us, love Anna and Charlie. |
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| #115. Swallowing A Fly |
| The story time librarian read the story of "There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly", then before finishing she asked, "Do you think she will die?" |
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| Little Jessica rose her hand and said, "Nope -- I saw this story last night on TV show Fear Factor." |
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| #116. Parenting Classes |
| A group of mothers attended a parenting class and were asked if the methods their learned helped with raising their kids. |
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| One mom stated, "No, but they made a difference in my husband's behavior." |
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